Bless you, Hi Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 This is just for fun. Give a situation and then describe the reaction of a non-sneeze fetishist and sneeze fetishist in conversation. Example... "Someone sneezed on me today." Non-SF: "OMG so gross! I hope you told them how rude they were!" SF: "Did you get their number?" Your turn... Link to comment
AnnaSophie Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 A family member sneezes. Non-SF: "Bless you!" SF: Shut the f*** up!! Link to comment
randomsneeze Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Someone in the crowd: *sneeze* Non-SF: *ignore* SF: *look around* Where? Link to comment
luvsfemalehonks Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Non SF: God my allergies are so bad today! You're probably tired of hearing me sneeze and blow my nose today SF: Nah not at all you're fine! Link to comment
KR Kushami Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 See someone Sneezing on TV Non SF: *Doesn't think twice* SF: What show is that, and what episode specifically? Link to comment
Kayo Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Someone you like is allergic to your parfume non Sf: omg I need to remember not to wear it ever again when I see them sf: now would it be mean to “accidentally” wear it once in a while when I’m around them Link to comment
Yumestar Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 On 8/28/2024 at 4:37 AM, KR Kushami said: See someone Sneezing on TV Non SF: *Doesn't think twice* SF: What show is that, and what episode specifically? Oh damn, that's so me. Link to comment
SneezyBoi Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Your partner/crush: Oh man I think I’m catching a cold *sneezes* non-sf: “oh that sucks, bless you” sf (caretaker): “I’ll get you some tissues? Are you feeling cold? How about some tea?” sf: *puts tissue around their nose* “blow” Link to comment
MidnightCatK Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Friend pulls out a handkerchief and talks about rise in pollen count. Non-SF: Oh yeah, it sucks. SF: You use a handkerchief?! Link to comment
Spinoza Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Non-SF: ...and then the main character of the book sneezes! That's hilarious, you have to read it. SF: *reads the page in question* Yeah, but where spelling? Link to comment
Holdbacks Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 On 8/27/2024 at 2:58 PM, Bless you, Hi said: This is just for fun. Give a situation and then describe the reaction of a non-sneeze fetishist and sneeze fetishist in conversation. Example... "Someone sneezed on me today." Non-SF: "OMG so gross! I hope you told them how rude they were!" SF: "Did you get their number?" Your turn... "Someone sneezed on me today." Non-SF: "EWW disgusting! That must be terrible feeling" SF: "Wow ur so lucky! Me: “…did it smell?” 📈 On 8/27/2024 at 3:53 PM, AnnaSophie said: A family member sneezes. Non-SF: "Bless you!" SF: Shut the f*** up!! Me: *turns off On 8/27/2024 at 3:54 PM, randomsneeze said: Someone in the crowd: *sneeze* Non-SF: *ignore* SF: *look around* Where? Me: [saves in the brain with high sound quality](without looking) On 8/28/2024 at 4:01 AM, luvsfemalehonks said: Non SF: God my allergies are so bad today! You're probably tired of hearing me sneeze and blow my nose today SF: Nah not at all you're fine! Me: aww what are you allergic to? [brings issue on purpose] On 8/28/2024 at 11:37 AM, KR Kushami said: See someone Sneezing on TV Non SF: *Doesn't think twice* SF: What show is that, and what episode specifically? Me: *search back that TV show later and saves clip On 8/30/2024 at 5:33 AM, Kayo said: Someone you like is allergic to your parfume non Sf: omg I need to remember not to wear it ever again when I see them sf: now would it be mean to “accidentally” wear it once in a while when I’m around them non Sf: oh no Are you allergic to my perfume? omgg I gonna wear another one from next time I’m so sorry Me: [Pretend I don’t notice it at all. Yes. I’m dead serious. Start wearing more as my favorite perfume] 💨 On 8/31/2024 at 5:26 AM, SneezyBoi said: Your partner/crush: Oh man I think I’m catching a cold *sneezes* non-sf: “oh that sucks, bless you” sf (caretaker): “I’ll get you some tissues? Are you feeling cold? How about some tea?” sf: *puts tissue around their nose* “blow” Me: no I gonna catch your cold *put hand on his mouth “go on” On 9/3/2024 at 1:25 PM, MidnightCatK said: Friend pulls out a handkerchief and talks about rise in pollen count. Non-SF: Oh yeah, it sucks. SF: You use a handkerchief?! *it became the topic for more than 15 minutes when we all realized Non-SF: why are we keep talking about this- Friends: okay let’s change topic On 9/3/2024 at 7:26 PM, Spinoza said: Non-SF: ...and then the main character of the book sneezes! That's hilarious, you have to read it. SF: *reads the page in question* Yeah, but where spelling? Me: ..thanks for sharing (Start enjoying with a delusion in my brain) Link to comment
Lavender Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Friend/coworker: "I think I'm coming down with a cold." Non sf: "That sucks." Sf: (In my mind, NOT out loud) "I know. I've known for 2 days. I can tell by your sniffling, voice, and sneeze patterns." Out loud - probably too shy to say anything 😅 Link to comment
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