Three SPN one shots (Dean, Sam)

[jensdw]

So I don’t have that long of a story to share, so I thought I might share three little one shots with everyone 

 

01. Time’s a Tickin’

 

Sam clicks the start button on his stop watch.

 

“You won’t be able to do this.” Sam taunts.

 

Dean glares, squares his shoulders, and stares ahead in concentration.

 

1 minute

 

Dean’s eyes are watering.

 

2 minutes

 

Dean’s breath is hitching.

 

3 minutes

 

The tickle spreads through Dean’s irritated sinuses and his nostrils flair.

 

4 minutes

 

Dean sucks in a large breath and his head is tilted back.

 

Still no release. 

 

5 minutes

 

His breath hitches in preparation for the grand finale.

 

5 minutes and 15 seconds

 

“hit’KKSSHCHSSHH’uhh!”

 

5 minutes and 25 seconds.

 

Sam looks down at his paused stopwatch.

 

“Five-twenfy five.” Sam states with a frown.

 

“Hah!” Dean pumps a fist in the air and nods his head in confidence.

 

“Okay...how about we change it to ten minutes.”

 

“I can’t not sneeze for ten minutes! Five was hard enough.”

 

“Are you chicken?” Sam teases.

 

“HuhIKKSSHXCHHSHHH! Fide. Let’s do this.”

 

“The clock begins...now!”

 

END

 

 

02. Too Good to be True

“When the Djinn sends Dean to his idea of a happy life, Dean takes a shot at mowing the lawn. The only problem is, in his dream world, he has pretty bad allergies. He gets all sneezy so Mary gives him meds and tissues.”

 

Dean pulls back the cord attached to the lawn mower. 

 

This should be interesting. 

 

1 hour later

 

He’d never mowed the lawn before. How could he have known?

 

Mary hands Dean a tissue.

 

“Tha...ahhhgks. Hihhh...”

 

“Come on Dean. Just let it out. Get it over with.”

 

The man pinches his nose between his thumb and index finger. “Hit’xxcheww’uh!”

 

Mary gently pulls his hand away and pats his freckled nose lightly with a tissue.

 

Dean pouts and sniffs.

 

“Dean.”

 

“Hhhehh!”

 

Mary stares him down.

 

“hut’CCHCHEWW! KKSSHSH! KSSSSH’uh!”

 

Who would’ve thought that Dean Winchester would have allergies in a dream world?

 

END

 

 

03. Let it Go

“Nnkchew!”

 

“Gesundheit, Sammy.”

 

“Het’pssh!”

 

“Some cold, man.”

 

“I’b fide.”

 

“Mhm.” Dean holds a tissue out to his brother.

 

“Nxxssh!” The spray catches Dean’s arm, but he doesn’t mention it.

 

“G’bless.” 

 

“Het’knngt!”

 

“Sam, maybe the sneezin’ will stop if you don’t stifle every freakin’ one.” Dean says knowingly.

 

“My sdeezes are loud if I dod’t stifle ‘em. You kdnow that.”

 

“You’re not any louder than I am, Sam. What’s the issue?”

 

“It disturbs the people around mbe. Hp’tsh!”

 

Dean sighs. “It really doesn’t. And besides, it’s just me. We’re in the freaking car for God’s sakes, no one will hear it.”

 

Dean doesn’t get what the problem is. Why can’t Sam sneeze out loud? Why does he get embarrassed in front of his own brother? Dean always sneezes out loud. He knows that it’s just Sam, but he doesn’t want his brother to hurt himself doing it, so that his sneezes don’t get someone else’s attention.

 

“Hit’nnk! I just prefer dot to sdeeze loudly Deand. Your sdeezes are fide. You dod’t care what other people thigk.”

 

Dean almost looks hurt by that statement.

 

He hears Sam’s breath hitch, and quickly takes action. He takes his brother’s hands from his nose, so that he’s no longer able to stifle. He knows Sam will sneeze all over his arm without the cover, but maybe this will help.

 

“Hit’ESSHCHHEH! Heh’KKSSHHHCHH!”

 

“See? Isn’t the better?” Dean asks and attempts to subtly wipe his arm on his jeans.

 

“You’re such a jerk.”

 

“And you’re a bitch. Now didn’t that feel better?”

 

“Fide. It felt ‘better.’” Sam rolls his eyes.

 

“That’s my boy.”

 

END

 

[WolfPack]

I love all your stories!!! Keep up the good work! Is it too much trouble to ask you if Dean is your favorite? I can tell by the stories 

[jensdw]

1 hour ago, WolfPack said:

I love all your stories!!! Keep up the good work!

Thank you!! 

1 hour ago, WolfPack said:

Is it too much trouble to ask you if Dean is your favorite? I can tell by the stories 

(No it’s not too much trouble) Yeah, Dean is my favorite. I love Sammy, but I love Dean...more...  I feel bad for saying that, but I’m a Dean girl at heart. I try to write some Sam stories as well, since others would rather read sneezy sammy, but I tend to write more about Dean.

[WolfPack]

1 hour ago, jensdw said:

Thank you!! 

(No it’s not too much trouble) Yeah, Dean is my favorite. I love Sammy, but I love Dean...more...  I feel bad for saying that, but I’m a Dean girl at heart. I try to write some Sam stories as well, since others would rather read sneezy sammy, but I tend to write more about Dean.

Glad to know! I think I'm more of a Sammy girl but I'm in love with your stories of Dean! 

[jensdw]

8 hours ago, WolfPack said:

Glad to know! I think I'm more of a Sammy girl but I'm in love with your stories of Dean! 

Thank you! I’ll keep that in mind and I promise I will do my best to write up an okay Sam story.

[Wolfwings22]

These were so cute espeically the third story. Well done. Please keep posting! 

[jensdw]

5 hours ago, Wolfwings22 said:

These were so cute espeically the third story. Well done. Please keep posting! 

Thank you! 

I plan to keep writing! 

[sneezy_frnk]

I love that Sam stifles his sneezes, because it totally feels to me like he's the type of person to do it! Such a cutie!! <3

[jensdw]

19 hours ago, sneezy_frnk said:

I love that Sam stifles his sneezes, because it totally feels to me like he's the type of person to do it! Such a cutie!! <3

Yeah, Idk I just feel like he would be the type to sneeze in a quiet place where there are other people around and he would get all embarrassed about while Dean would laugh or something. He IS a cute!!!