Advantage (SPN, Dean)

[jensdw]

I made this a long time ago, but I found it today and thought, why not share? Here it goes...

 

Advantage

“Crap!”

 

“What?”

 

“That was mby last tissue.”

 

“Oh.” 

 

“Hehh! Damb what should I use?” Dean rummages through the glove compartment. “Score!” He pulls out half of a dried up, used, wipe. There’s blood on it and a piece of hair.

 

Sam raises his eyebrows in disgust but when Dean dives into it with a messy sneeze, he realizes that it’s better than nothing.

 

“Hit’TSSHZZHCHXXCCHEW!”

 

“You okay?”

 

“Yeah,” He sighs. “This thigg is fidished.” He holds the wipe by the corner and crumples it in a paper containing last week’s directions, before tossing it with the rest of the tissues.

 

Dean sits up and sniffles. He leaves his wrist under his nose.

 

His other hand is still searching through the glove compartment. When he finds nothing he searches the floor. He finds a box of cards and a pen and the floor is covered with crumbs, but there’s nothing he can use for a runny nose. Especially not his runny nose.

 

“What do you thigk would happen if I sdeeze out the window?”

 

“What? No! Dean. You’re not doing that.”

 

“Hut’KSSHZZCH!” This sneeze is smaller but it’s still a mess. He leaves his hand cupped around his nose. “ITSSHHCHXXCHZUH!”

 

Sam winces. “Bless you, man.”

 

“Thanks Samb, I really appreciate that, it solves all mby freakin’ problebs.”

 

“Jesus Dean, calm down. You can, umm...use your jacket?”

 

“This was dad’s! I’m dot sdottigg id it!”

 

“Okay, your shirt, then.”

 

Dean thinks for a moment before ripping off his jacket, than shirt.

 

“I didn’t mean to take it off, that wasn’t necessary.”

 

“Oh it was. Huhhh!”

 

Dean holds the tee shirt in front of his face and waits.

 

“Hehh! Hihh!”

 

“Um...”

 

“Huhh!”

 

“Dean...we’re-“

 

“Hehh! Shut ubp Samb.”

 

Sam eyes his brother.

 

“Huh’ESSSHHCHXCHEWW! HUSHZCHXXSSHSH!”

 

“Bless you...”

 

Dean takes a second wiping his nose before looking up. “We’re here?” Dean stares at the motel in front of them. “Why didd’t you tell mbe? I could’ve gottend to ad actual tissue!”

 

“Dean, I-”

 

“Sam!”

 

“I-“

 

“het’SHZDSHSHH! Ugh, let’s just go.”

 

Here’s the lovely prompt:

I like the idea of Sam and Dean being stuck in the car, Dean with a horrible/extremely messy cold, and having just ran out of tissues. So now he has to find a way to contain his explosively messy sneezes. waggles eyebrows

[Elyze]

Haha, desperate times call for desperate measures... Another lovely little story, thanks!

I actually knew someone who used to blow his nose without tissues and amazingly without making a mess of it. I only saw him with a bad cold once and I couldn't quite figure out how he managed it. We took a walk and he would just turn his head and blow his snot out and leave it hanging in a bush, then turn back like nothing happened. It was equal parts disgusting and fascinating... He had great sneezes though... Like really great ones...

[jensdw]

4 hours ago, helyzelle said:

Haha, desperate times call for desperate measures... Another lovely little story, thanks!

Thank you! 

4 hours ago, helyzelle said:

I actually knew someone who used to blow his nose without tissues and amazingly without making a mess of it. I only saw him with a bad cold once and I couldn't quite figure out how he managed it. We took a walk and he would just turn his head and blow his snot out and leave it hanging in a bush, then turn back like nothing happened. It was equal parts disgusting and fascinating... He had great sneezes though... Like really great ones...

How very lucky you are! Sounds like a stand up guy 

[gingerdean]

5 hours ago, jensdw said:

Sam winces. “Bless you, man.”

 

“Thanks Samb, I really appreciate that, it solves all mby freakin’ problebs.”

This made me laugh  I can totally imagine Dean saying that. And this part:

5 hours ago, jensdw said:

“Huhh!”

 

“Dean...we’re-“

 

“Hehh! Shut ubp Samb.”

lol, Dean so focused on working up to his sneeze, and getting all annoyed by Sam distracting him, when Sam's just trying to keep him from ruining his shirt. This was so funny and adorable, thanks for sharing 

[iluvemojis]

8 hours ago, jensdw said:

“What do you thigk would happen if I sdeeze out the window?”

Ahahahha. Dean. 

 

8 hours ago, jensdw said:

“Thanks Samb, I really appreciate that, it solves all mby freakin’ problebs.”

 

This is so Dean, you write him so well. 

 

8 hours ago, jensdw said:

Dean thinks for a moment before ripping off his jacket, than shirt.

 

“I didn’t mean to take it off, that wasn’t necessary.”

 

“Oh it was. Huhhh!”

Uh, yes, Sam, it was. 

 

8 hours ago, jensdw said:

Dean holds the tee shirt in front of his face and waits.

 

“Hehh! Hihh!”

 

“Um...”

 

“Huhh!”

 

“Dean...we’re-“

 

“Hehh! Shut ubp Samb.”

This buildup. Ohmigosh

[jensdw]

1 hour ago, iluvemojis said:

9 hours ago, jensdw said:

“What do you thigk would happen if I sdeeze out the window?”

Ahahahha. Dean. 

 I’m so in love with Dean Winchester. I thought that he might say something silly like this. I really just love him. It’s a problem.

1 hour ago, iluvemojis said:

9 hours ago, jensdw said:

“Thanks Samb, I really appreciate that, it solves all mby freakin’ problebs.”

 

This is so Dean, you write him so well. 

Wow, thank you so much! I’m glad I’m doing it right. I’ll continue to write him as I do. 

1 hour ago, iluvemojis said:

9 hours ago, jensdw said:

Dean thinks for a moment before ripping off his jacket, than shirt.

 

“I didn’t mean to take it off, that wasn’t necessary.”

 

“Oh it was. Huhhh!”

Uh, yes, Sam, it was. 

1 hour ago, iluvemojis said:

9 hours ago, jensdw said:

Dean holds the tee shirt in front of his face and waits.

 

“Hehh! Hihh!”

 

“Um...”

 

“Huhh!”

 

“Dean...we’re-“

 

“Hehh! Shut ubp Samb.”

This buildup. Ohmigosh

I’m glad you liked it. I’m unsure about how I’m doing with my writing, so thanks for the feedback! 

 

3 hours ago, gingerdean said:

9 hours ago, jensdw said:

Sam winces. “Bless you, man.”

 

“Thanks Samb, I really appreciate that, it solves all mby freakin’ problebs.”

This made me laugh  I can totally imagine Dean saying that.

Thanks, I’m glad. I need to think of some new lines like this for Dean. 

3 hours ago, gingerdean said:

And this part:

9 hours ago, jensdw said:

“Huhh!”

 

“Dean...we’re-“

 

“Hehh! Shut ubp Samb.”

lol, Dean so focused on working up to his sneeze, and getting all annoyed by Sam distracting him, when Sam's just trying to keep him from ruining his shirt. This was so funny and adorable, thanks for sharing 

Thanks for reading! I’m so glad you liked it. Your comment means a lot to me. 

[telltale]

Awesome little fic!  Your dialogue is spot-on.

[jensdw]

8 hours ago, telltale said:

Awesome little fic!  Your dialogue is spot-on.

Thank you!!