Inconvenience - SPN sneezefic

[NorthernLady]

Sooooo another little one shot fic. I've been working on the last few days It's not perfect but since it's my birthday, I decided to post it anyway as a happy birthday for myself Sneezy Cas is the best if you ask me!

I hope you'll have fun reading it! It's set somewhere in season 9...

p.s. I've been lazy and didn't spell the sneezes. But you have a good imagination I'm sure

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Inconvenience

The first time Castiel sneezed, Dean raised an eyebrow but said nothing.

It had been a few weeks since Cas finally had made it back to the bunker and was settling into his humanity, learning the ropes of the basics like eating, sleeping and getting dressed in the morning. Of course, the latter had given both Sam and himself a good laugh. Castiel had no sense of style whatsoever. But he guessed Angels didn't need styles as they usually borrowed that of their vessel and since Jimmy had vacated the premises, Castiel's style, or lack of, was his own.

Interrupting his thoughts, a second sneeze made him lift his eyes from the book he was reading.There was a puzzled look in the former's angel's face. A little worry also.

« What's wrong, Cas? » Their eyes met and Dean could see he felt embarrassed. His cheeks were a big flushed.

« Nothing » but he corrected himself a second later « My nose... it itches » He raised a hand to rub at it and sniffed lightly.

They were in the bunker's huge library, trying to find information on Metatron or any way to get the angels back in Heaven. As the Hunter said nothing more, Castiel resumed his reading but Dean's mind was not into researching anymore. His gaze lingered on Cas' features, specifically his nostrils as they moved ever so slightly with each breath he took. Few seconds later, they flared again as he sniffed and Cas raised a hand to his nose, effectively breaking Dean's concentration on the twitchy appendage.

Dean looked back on his book, suddenly aware that he had been staring. Another sniff brought his mind back to the two previous sneezes and he felt his pulse quicken.

He always had a little kink for sneezing but since the only ones he heard were Sam's - his gigantor of a brother had these huge fits wherever it was ragweed season – He could never enjoy those. He found them disgusting. But sometime he was lucky and their path crossed with a sneezy witness. Dean always insisted to interview those, partly because of his kink. The other part just in case the witness had a cold, he didn't want Sammy to catch it. If his allergy fits were huge, his cold sneezes were worse. And Dean didn't want to risk it.

Another sneeze brought him back from these traumatizing memories. This time Castiel caught it in the crock of his elbow. Damn he never though Cas's sneezes would be so hot. With that thought he lifted his head, looking at the sneezing man with squinted eyes. He's been in the bunker a few weeks and although the newly human didn't have any contact with the outside world, besides Sam, Kevin or himself (Crowley didn't count as he was still shackled in the dungeon) so he couldn't be sick because none of them were. Which left him with only one possibility...

« Dust bothering you? »

Castiel lifted his gaze to meet his and he had the distinct impression there was another sneeze lurking around, he was looking a little dazed with his jaw slack and watery eyes.

« I.... eh...... » He lurched forward, catching the sneeze again in his elbow. « I don't know »

Dean sighed. How do you bring an ex angel to share his vessel's medical history. Of course he could just ask bluntly. Cas still had that sneezy look and Dean got up to bring a tissue box to the table.

« Did it bother Jimmy? » The thought of his vessel seemed to kill the sneeze in it's track and Cas closed his mouth, concentrating.

A few moments later however, the forgotten sneeze came back with a vengeance and he didn't have time to cover the wet explosion that erupted out of him. Cas grabbed a few tissue blow his nose, and with a second of hesitation, he took a few more to wipe the table.

« I don't think he knew.... but.... » he sniffed experimentally « …Amelia always teased him about it.... when he.... he cleaned the garage so... I'd say yes »

With a nod, Dean closed his book suddenly. An almost invisible cloud of fine dust rose around it and the hunter got up, trying to keep himself from smiling.

«Seems like dust allergy alright! Just stay here, I'll go raid Sam medicine cabinet and... »

The dust reached Cas at that moment and the former angel breath hitched a few times before he sneezed a wet double and his hand hovered in front of his gaping mouth, obviously waiting for a few more. Dean turned around, not bothering to finish his sentence. He instead said « Be back in a few minutes » and he almost ran out of the library.

Once out of sight, Dean let himself grin. Being a man of letter wasn't so bad after all!

Edited November 10, 2013 by NorthernLady

[Sawyer]

Dean with a sneezekink is so hot. Allergic and confused Cas is really really cute, as always. And the mention of Sam's allergies! I looove all of it.

[Lace Butterfly]

Well done, this is awesome. I love how Dean has the fetish but since its Cars he's not all crazy horny, just able to subtly enjoy is newly human friends sneezes. And mention of him not being attracted to Sam's at all is so true for a brother haha. Thanks for the fun-to-read one shot and happy birthday btw.

[Always-a-Ginger]

Cute. Love that Cas had to think back to Jimmy's experiences to be sure.

[NorthernLady]

Dean with a sneezekink is so hot. Allergic and confused Cas is really really cute, as always. And the mention of Sam's allergies! I looove all of it.

Hehe thank you:) There's a little everything for everyone in there

Well done, this is awesome. I love how Dean has the fetish but since its Cars he's not all crazy horny, just able to subtly enjoy is newly human friends sneezes. And mention of him not being attracted to Sam's at all is so true for a brother haha. Thanks for the fun-to-read one shot and happy birthday btw.

Oh he was horny, that's why he ran out like that I don't ship Destiel but even I have to admit there is a little something between those two character;) I couldn't leave that description of Sam's monstrous sneezes out because that's how I imagine his sneezes. And there is so many descriptions of his allergies around the fandom that it's almost canon to me.

Thank you for the BDay wishes

Cute. Love that Cas had to think back to Jimmy's experiences to be sure.

Thank you:) Cas may have memories that spans millenias but he still has to search his vessel's memory for simple stuff like his own medical history

[Meala]

Awww this is just so adorbs!! <3 i love the plot and everything!

[NorthernLady]

Awww this is just so adorbs!! <3 i love the plot and everything!

Plot? What is this 'plot' you are talking about ;-) Hehe Thank you:)

[Meala]

OH YOU~! HAHAHAHA ) <3