VividBubbles! Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 The hat only lays potatoes if it's bright purple and you call it stupid.Why do I have to gooooooo?! Link to comment
megacycle Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Because the pumpkin said so.Why is 6 afraid of 7? Link to comment
Jorm Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Because the milk has gone off again!Why is the ocean salty? Link to comment
megacycle Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 (This is fun and just plain silly) Mmm... Taffy. Why did the cow jump over the moon? Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) Because over here, we only drink... Diet Coke...(Believe it or not, this answer actually does have something to do with the question..)Why do bananas taste funny? Edited August 12, 2012 by randomgirl7 Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 (Ha! I get it xD)His dog, Scraps.Did the fish hit his face? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The monkeys only talk to phones shaped like bananas.What's another question I can ask? (Oh, look! The answer, I have found it!) Link to comment
Jorm Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The train doesn't arrive until tomorrow.How old is too old to sleep with a teddy bear? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Harry S. TrumanHow awesome do you feel? Link to comment
EmeraldThread Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The ink will stain, use a pencil.Why do alarm clocks make such annoying sounds? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) Because that commercial plays WAY too often.Are you ready? Edited August 13, 2012 by VividBubbles! Link to comment
EmeraldThread Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Don't let them steal your lawnmower.Am I missing something? Link to comment
megacycle Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 My shoe!!!Batman vs. Captain America, who would win? Link to comment
Spoo Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Eat your green beans. Did you fold the laundry yet? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Three turns to the right, two to the left and one more to the right.What are the ingredients in Snapple? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sh-sh-shake! Sh-sh-shake it! Sh-sh-sh! Sh-sh-shake it!What is wrong with my radio?! Link to comment
megacycle Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Spaghetti.What is black, blue, and red all over? Link to comment
Spoo Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Superman isn't going to save you if you keep doing cartwheels.Can you pass me that book, please? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 These are not the pineapples you are liking for.Where has my muse gone? Link to comment
EmeraldThread Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Those cookies are not safe.When can I go home? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...What's amore? Link to comment
megacycle Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Harley Quinn.What walks on four legs, then two legs, then three legs? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Through the Fire and the Flames.Why do I read the questions as if I'm actually going to answer them? (xD) Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Tacos are poisoness to all human beings!What the heck is with my dog? Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted August 13, 2012 Author Share Posted August 13, 2012 At the Pancake House.Why are parakeets so noisy? Link to comment
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