SweaterWeather Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Kayaks are made in a metal workshop at the highest peak of Mt. Everest by mentally enhanced orangatans. Canoes just fall out of the sky.Why are McDonalds chicken sandwiches sooo good? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Take two when you start, then one a day for three weeks.How wide is the moon? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Twenty thousand light years north of the equator.Why won't my iPod charge itself?! Ugh! Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Snips and snails and puppy dog tails.What makes a rainbow? Link to comment
tk2927 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 20 people working in a factory.What makes a bow rain? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 'I am not a crook'.What's the secret recipe of KFC's Extra Crispy chicken? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Half a cup of dog hair, 20 ounces of whale blubber, and George Clooney's left thumb.If a tree falls in forest and no one's there to hear it what's the sound of one hand clapping? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Link to comment
Purple Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Elevent cents. Why can't my dinner cook itself? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Because Harry Potter doesn't love you anymore.Is that, in fact, an octopus? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 212 degrees FHow's the weather up there? Link to comment
Purple Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Buttermilk. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT NOISE?? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) Do you remember that one guy who was in that one book that was turned into that one movie? Yeah, he's in your house.Why am I so tired all the time? Edited August 4, 2012 by VividBubbles! Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Fancy Feast.Where did I put my iPod? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Harris, Hamish, and Hubert took it.Why is Brave so amazingly awesome? Link to comment
Purple Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Because of the wonderful things he does!(OMGBRAVEILOVETHATMOVIE<3)What makes the world go 'round? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 1/2 cup of milk and 1/4 cup butter.What did your true love give to you on Christmas? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 A marsupial named Jack Bob.What was the weapon that replaced swords at the end of Tangled? Link to comment
Just Older Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Wet spaghetti noodles.Who wants a bigger television? Link to comment
smooshi Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 King Kong's one eyed rubber ducky.To be or not to be? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 French fries.How's your day been, dear? Link to comment
Purple Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Seventeen million people. How much money did you spend yesterday? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Second to the right and straight on til morning.How many words are in an average novel? Link to comment
Purple Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 (OMGPETERPAN<3) Mashed Potatoes. Why must jumping spiders JUMP? >_> Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted August 5, 2012 Author Share Posted August 5, 2012 Because the ladybugs are enjoying a picnic.Where did I last leave my phone? Link to comment
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