Marshmallow Peep Posted July 21, 2012 Author Share Posted July 21, 2012 Because ducklings are adorable.Where are the muffins? Link to comment
Natsuko Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 On top of Mount Everest, enjoying the view.How do you get from here to over there? Link to comment
GoldenOwl Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Because Michael rowed the boat ashore, hallelujah.Why do I enjoy saying "Goodness me!" so much? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Because the Sun is a star.Why am I booooooreeeeeddd? Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Because Pluto is no longer a planet.When does summer start? Link to comment
March Hare Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 Every time a sparrow farts.Have the cows come home yet? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 A horse.Why is there letter K written on the black toner? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Because the ducks don't fly at midnight unless they're partially tigers.Why can't I have superpowers?! Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Because I finally got the signature!Why am I tired? Link to comment
March Hare Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Drive it home.Can pigs fly? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Grandmother.Why are those new watches called "IceWatch" although they aren't made from ice? Link to comment
Spoo Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Drink orange juice.Why didn't Spiderman answer his phone when I called him? Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 He was too busy catching flies.Who is the shadow that flaps through the night? Link to comment
smooshi Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Flying unicorn with drinking problem.Where is Waldo? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 1,873.What do you do with a drunken sailor? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Polly wants a cracker.Why are all "customized" commercials I see on FB about baby stuff and high heels? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 A cold wash cycle for 30 minutes.When was the end of WWII? Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 1945. (It is the wrong answer, promise. )When was the end of the Korean war? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 3012 B.C.What does A.D. stand for? Link to comment
Graham Cracked Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 'How to Save A Life' by The Fray.Where was M*A*S*H filmed? Link to comment
norcal tinkfan Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Cairo, EgyptWhy is there a sucker born every minute? Link to comment
norcal tinkfan Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Albino rhinoWhy are there so many songs about rainbows? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Because animals get stuck in them. It's very sad.Why does school have to start in two weeks? Ugh. Link to comment
smooshi Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Because of the global warming. We have to prevent it in order to save one legged Oompa Loompas.Why is the air so dry here? Link to comment
Giant Steps Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Because you live on a rainbow, silly!What's the difference between a canoe and a kayak? Link to comment
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