Satan Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 because the truth will set you freewhat's a golden jewel? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Over the river and through the woods.What is the answer to 2x-[3+(-5*7)-9]=47? Link to comment
Emily Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Write my essay.What will keep my eyes from closing? Link to comment
42686 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 ice doesnt grow on trees.....How many times do i have to repeat myself?? Link to comment
smooshi Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 You don't understand, there was a war on!! Your mother and I, we tried to protect you from all this, but if you must know, your sister ran away. It was hard for all of us, it was hard for the country, damn it!(as you can see, all creativity I used to own has left me)Who the hell is that? Link to comment
Emily Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 She took my hippopotamus.Who's that Pokemon? Link to comment
sneasons greetings Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Because seven ate nine. Why doesn't money grow on trees? Link to comment
smmoct3 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Because I like to paint myself pink.Why is saying the word 'Bonbon' so much fun? Link to comment
42686 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 i'm afraid that's not legal.am i a kleptomaniac? Link to comment
Meala Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 ABSURD HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY CASTLE!Why do birds do the Egypt neck thing? Link to comment
smooshi Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Dadadadum *snap snap* dadadadum *snap snap* dadadadum dadadadum dadadadum *snap snap*You rang? Link to comment
sneasons greetings Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and number and I'll get back to you. Why are feet so ugly? Link to comment
shingetsu Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Because hobbits like like dragons. Obviously.How come my printer is swearing at me? Link to comment
42686 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 well you see, if you just push this red button right here.....wherefore art thou, romeo? Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 MilwaukeeIs there more than one way to skin a cat? Link to comment
Katsuo Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 No, cat's actually don't have skin to begin with. They make the humans see them as adorable creatures so they can take advantage of them for someday rule the world.-.-Are children the future? Link to comment
Raven Insight Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 No one is the future.Is the grass greener on the other side? Link to comment
42686 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I thought i told you to stay inside!purple or blue? Link to comment
RoseFever Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Cheerios.How many doors are in my house? Link to comment
sneasons greetings Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 No, I don't really like cereal. How are we all today? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Miiiind flip.Where did my socks go? Link to comment
RoseFever Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 They were burned in my fireplace, so our dog could invite guests over for a PROPER evening dinner. Why is this not Sparta? Link to comment
sneasons greetings Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Why is the rum gone? Link to comment
Vendetta Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Captain Morgan ate all my cat's food.Why wont the rooster next door shut up? Link to comment
shingetsu Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 Because the gold wristwatch has silver hands.Shag, marry, throw off a cliff? Link to comment
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