Jemmabean Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Three radishes, a baked potato and a 3' x 5' piece of teak ought to do the trick.Why? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 "Wisdom can not be defined, only found."-????What is the meaning of life? Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted October 17, 2012 Author Share Posted October 17, 2012 Because my goldfish can't wear shoes.Why is the sad zebu sad? Link to comment
March Hare Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 All my eye and Betty Martin.Do you know the muscle man? Link to comment
SamGrape Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I know where the boogeyman lives.How do you act like a pirate? Link to comment
smooshi Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Well, first you go rip, rip, rip.Then you go snip, snip, snip....Is it snowing outside? Link to comment
Vendetta Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 There are frogs falling from the trees.Do bugs fart? Link to comment
42686 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 only when pigs fly.is Micheal Jackson REALLY dead? Link to comment
megacycle Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Elvis has left the building!Who took my sword, my gold, and my pants? Link to comment
EmeraldThread Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 No, no, that's not for eating!Why is there so much Christmas in my Thanksgiving? Link to comment
Emily Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Because the turkey put too much stuffing in the the birthday cake.Why do I have so many dictionaries? Link to comment
smooshi Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Because there are no more cupcakes left.Is this legal? Link to comment
42686 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Only if you think it is, my friend.Wha- why is my profile picture a cat?? Link to comment
Emily Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Because it missed the ark.When's it gonna snow? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 When Santa tells the Easter Bunny that he's ugly.Why does the radio station I love insist on having a stupid talk show at 11pm at night?! Link to comment
Emily Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 That's where the cheerios come from.Speaking of which, why are there cheerios in my hood? Link to comment
MissMercy Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Because I hate math.Why does my bird sing at night? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Because he's angry at your turtle.Why is Algebra so confusing? Link to comment
hails Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Because the sky is blue.Is it true that Althea hates me even though she's just my OC and not a real person? XD Link to comment
Emily Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 The Redcoats are coming.Where did their unicorns come from? Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 Of course, just look out for the pigeons.Where is my spare pair of glasses? Link to comment
MissMercy Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 You have to dig to China.Why potatoes? Link to comment
TheCakeIsAlive Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Because spuds. Why is there yellow in the rainbow? Link to comment
Emily Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Because they didn't have neon in my Crayola box.Why did they land on the moon? Link to comment
hails Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Because Archaeus made Ophelia faint. Why didn't David Tennant sneeze? Link to comment
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