VividBubbles! Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Yes. Yes I am.What am I doing today? Link to comment
Always Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 I did not have sexual relations with that woman.What's that smell? Link to comment
AbigailAnarcki Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Despiration in a lightbulb.On a scale from 0 to Carl Sagan, how high are you? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Only the monkey with the purple banana can help you.Do I really have to go to school tomorrow? Link to comment
EmeraldThread Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 There's nothing more dangerous than old ladies in church.Did everything really change when the Fire Nation attacked? Link to comment
Icee Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Obviously, because he doesn't really love you! When was the last time you showered? Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 Of course; giraffes have always had the ability to fly.Why aren't there any kangaroos in my bathtub? Link to comment
SweaterWeather Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Because they mutated into vampire bats and flew away into the night.....Will I ever stop procrastinating!?!? Link to comment
42686 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 i'll answer that later.Where's my hairbrush?! Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 The moon took it! The moon takes all.Can I get some food? Link to comment
March Hare Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Come together now.Is it "greens" or "veggies"? Link to comment
Chanel_no5 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Catnip.Zoom zoom zoom? Link to comment
AbigailAnarcki Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 because the old lady ate the fly.Why is the sky blue? Link to comment
Icee Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 because my internet's going to die a sad, tragic death. Why does Coca Cola taste so darn good? Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted October 10, 2012 Author Share Posted October 10, 2012 Because oranges are amazing dancers.When will I finally be able to bake some cookies again? Link to comment
AbigailAnarcki Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Because cows say moo.Why do we exist? Link to comment
42686 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 to eat chocolate!How many bricks make up my house? Link to comment
VividBubbles! Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 No because the three little pigs didn't have glue!How do I do my science homework? Link to comment
AbigailAnarcki Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Because you made a paper airplane.Why do some movies suck? Link to comment
IfSoGirl Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Because Perry the Platypus kicked the sun.Are you burdened with glorious purpose? Link to comment
Icee Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 ...Maybe its because the Praying Mantis Baby is about to take over the world... Link to comment
42686 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (ill try to fix it..... XD)why is my coffee cold? Link to comment
Marshmallow Peep Posted October 16, 2012 Author Share Posted October 16, 2012 Because pineapples want more hugs.How much longer must I wait until the weekend? Link to comment
Jemmabean Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Only twelve parsecs.What the fuck is a Dublin Core? Link to comment
42686 Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 that thing on a tire.is matt smith gay? Link to comment
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