SPN Ficlet: "Epic"

[Lady Blessington]

This is so short! But also all of Dean's dialogue is sneezes, so hopefully it evens out.

"Hrrr-XSH! Hrr-XXSHH! Hh-hh-HR-XXTSHSH!"

"Wow." Sam watches Dean wipe his hand on his pants. "Gesundheit."

:::

"Huh... hh-HUH... hh-hh-hih-HJJSSHSHSH!"

The credit card application forms flutter to the ground.

:::

"You gonna eat that?"

"HH-hhhh. HH-HIH-huhhhh."

"Ground control to Major Tom."

"HGKCHuhhh."

:::

"Here you go, Sneezy."

"Ahh... ah-HASHSHUH!"

"Ouch." Sam puts the tissue box on the arm of the couch. "Should I notify your next of kin?"

Dean's eyes are watery with unsneezed sneezes. His red nose quivers. "Igh... ih-HEH... hh-hh-hhhhh."

"This is epic."

He blows his nose with the sound of six cans of whipped cream being discharged.

:::

"Just keep this in your mouth for thirty seconds, okay? Just thirty seconds."

"HHHHH-HRXXTCHHCHOOOO!"

:::

Dean glowers.

"America's Funniest Home Videos, dude. Cash prizes."

He sprays Sam's phone.

:::

"Man. You're a total Nyquil lightweight."

"DDSHH!"

"That's it. In you go."

"Hah..."

"Nighty-night, man."

"Hg-KSH!"

"Bless you. Let go of me now."

"Hh... heh..."

"Whoa. Chilly much, Burrowy Mole Guy?"

"Ah-KGHHTCHoo! HH-TCHH-XXSHSHHH!"

"All right, you win. Move over. Guess a day of that'll take it out of you, huh?"

Flushed and shivering, glassy-eyed with medicine, Dean pokes his red nose into Sam's belly and falls asleep in his arms.

For this prompt: Dean is worn out from sneezing and falls asleep in Sam’s arms.

Edited December 30, 2011 by mads3rv3r

[flower]

Sooo cute!

[Rika]

Oh Good GOD, woman!

I love this.

I love YOU.

Night made.

Geez.

I just want to read it over and over again.

[DogLover]

Oh Good GOD, woman!

I love this.

I love YOU.

Night made.

Geez.

I just want to read it over and over again.

^This

[Lady Blessington]

Thanks flower!!

Rika, AWWWW :heart: Are you rocking out at the sneezy Sammy meme?

DogLover, thank you thank you!

[BlueRandom]

N'aww, this was so funny! First one I've read in ages and so worth it.

PS. It's weird for Dean to shut up, but I love it!

[Zwee]

Awww... Dean! Loved it. Especially that SAM was the one talking, that's a change for sure. And it was so cute. Mental image, pleaseneverleave. <3

[telltale]

You make me happy oh so happyyy. In case you were unaware!

[Akahana]

Aww~ Poor Dean.

[Lady Blessington]

Thanks BlueRandom! How you been?

Thank you Zwee! I guess you guys are right, there's a role reversal in Dean's silence and Sam's chattiness! I didn't even notice. Love me some role reversal.

Telltale, I hug you and squeeze you and roll you around on the ground and snarl in your ear.

Akahana, thank you!!

[Rika]

Mads3rv3r! Actually I've written a Dean fic for your meme....which I hope is still going! But things got so crazy with the holidays I haven't finished typing it up/editing it yet!

Can I still Fill memes there?

If so, I'll slowly and steadily keep making Dean miserable.

Just takes me forever to sit down and get it all out of my brain in an orderly fashion hahah

[Lady Blessington]

Mads3rv3r! Actually I've written a Dean fic for your meme....which I hope is still going! But things got so crazy with the holidays I haven't finished typing it up/editing it yet!

Can I still Fill memes there?

If so, I'll slowly and steadily keep making Dean miserable.

Just takes me forever to sit down and get it all out of my brain in an orderly fashion hahah

A WORLD OF YES. Dean fills are allowed and welcomed and loved and cherished forever and ever. I don't know if anybody's still there so I would definitely recommend cross-posting to get the proper exposure, but PLEASE YES FILL THE DEAN PROMPTS AND YAY THAT YOU ARRRE.

[swann_ee_song]

Shmawesome.

(Yes I'm back. Sorta. Maybe writing soon...)

[Lady Blessington]

Yay writing soooon! Thanks swann_ee_song!

[sneezysammy345]

Wow. Dean must have felt miserable after all of that sneezing.