chui Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 ok...so my air conditioner went out yesterday....and living in the umpteenth level of HELL like i do...we had to get it fixed. i was woken up at the asscrack of dawn this morning by the repair lady, and her two scrumptious male assistants.... well, they proceeded to rip a giant hole in my attic, and pulled out the old unit, and knocked all manner of no out into the air.... so of course i sat expectantly...just hoping to hear a wonderful sound emanating from one of the two juicy guys....and then it happened:hngkt' chu! it wasnt supposed to be ME sneezing at all that....it was supposed to be the two hotties!!!! NO FAIR!!! and this continued all day...every two seconds it seemed i was sneezing...and not my usual screaming, throat raking sound of desperation...more of my high pitched girlish half stifle...i had all but given up hope....."h'ssch!".....heh'shhhu! both very soft...and with a great deal of hissing on the exhale...not my normal prefernce, but hey...who am i to complain when someone in my house OTHER THAN ME finally sneezes!!! apparently i have been a very good girl lately because i was treated to a repeat not too long after...same guy, same exact sounds and pattern... *bites lip tp keep from screaming out a blessing* and then i hear something that makes me want to stick my whole fist in my mouth..."dude, im sneezing my ass off here!" one of the guys, apparently my mystery sneezer, was having a bit of a fit outside.... poor dear... so, that was it for the lucious wrongness that i got to hear...but i did have one more notable one myself i thought id share... a few hours later, while sitting here in my room, typing this observations, with my radio on, and the tv in the other room on, and my door closed, i let out a nice ungh'k'Chu in my typical screaming style...and it set my dog to barking. either she has a funny way of blessing me, or she just doesn't have the fetish. mores the pity... Link to comment
And Beat Him When He Sneezes Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Nice obs. Also, I like the liberal use of rare emoticons, it reminds me of those stories in Highlights where every noun had a little drawing after it.I have to say, though, when I first opened the forum and saw that "Trapped in a House of Wrong" was the title of the most recent post in the Stories, Obs, and Artwork section, I was really hoping it was a story. Has a promising title for one, no? Link to comment
vote_for_pedro Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Trapped in a house of WRONG makes an awesome title! I loved the obs, especially what the mystery dude said after he wronged his ass off. You should turn it into a story just so you can re-use that title! Link to comment
(hippo) Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 OMG cute!! As VFP said, LOVE the title and this line;" it wasnt supposed to be ME sneezing at all that....it was supposed to be the two hotties!!!! NO FAIR!!! " Just made me crack up all over my computer Awesome obs mate!!! Link to comment
chui Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 of course, now i must write some sneezy fiction with that title.....*is contemplating a plot* oh wait...who needs a plot...ill just have a lot of gratuitous hotties sneezing, male and female for you guys out there. Link to comment
JellyBelly Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Just gorgeous! And I LOVE the title too! Link to comment
count tiszula Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 of course, now i must write some sneezy fiction with that title.....*is contemplating a plot* oh wait...who needs a plot...ill just have a lot of gratuitous hotties sneezing, male and female for you guys out there. Can't wait; but just a moment; why not just fictionalise all those lovely girlie/screaming sneezes of your own? Gorgeousness. Link to comment
chui Posted July 1, 2007 Author Share Posted July 1, 2007 you guys are gonna shoot me with snot rockets!!! im glad you like my obs...and i really have been writing it into a story..totally different plot of course, but you were right...i just had to use the title. Link to comment
Sneesee Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Lovely. I totally wish I had some sneezy workers to come to my house! Thanks chui! I'd love to be trapped in a house of wrong! Link to comment
Dawnie Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Lovely. I totally wish I had some sneezy workers to come to my house! Thanks chui! I'd love to be trapped in a house of wrong! My god, who wouldn't want that! Link to comment
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